Game: Run Batman Run
http://www.comedycentral.com/sitewide/game_player/index.jhtml?game=177725
Game: Pandemic 2
It's not easy being a disease. Have to say, Madagascar was tough to infect.
On your way up
"Be nice to people on your way up, because you might meet 'em on your way down."
- Jimmy Durante
Symmetry
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111=12345678987654321
Don’t pass go, do not collect $200, go straight to jail
Yesterday, I read about how a donkey got sent to jail in Mexico for “kicking and biting two men”. The Mike Tyson of donkeys did a fair bit of damage too; the men “were bitten on the chest and one suffered a broken ankle.”
I can't be entirely sure about it, but I doubt that the donkey (who also goes by the name "Blacky") had a rough time in jail. Can't really picture it having problems with the showers, food or other inmates at prison.
I bet other prisoners tried making conversation with it.
Convict: "What are you in for?"
Donkey: "For keepin' it real."
Authorities backed it up by saying “around here, if someone commits a crime, they are jailed. No matter who they are.”
Bravo.
I don't know about Mexico, but back home, we're a little too short on jail space to be wasting it on Donkeys.
Today Blacky was released after three days in jail after the owner paid a US$36 fine.